Que: Why dogs don't marry ???
Ans: Because they are already leading a dog's life !!! :) :P :D
Ans: Because they are already leading a dog's life !!! :) :P :D
JOKE - Santa's sentnce with I
TEACHER : Give me a sentence starting with "I".
Santa : I is...
TEACHER : No, Santa. Always say, "I am."
Santa : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." :0 :D :P
Santa : I is...
TEACHER : No, Santa. Always say, "I am."
Santa : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." :0 :D :P
JOKE - Husband-Wife Quarrel !!!
Husband and Wife are quarrelling.
Husband: I am warning you. Don’t let me to bring out the beast inside me.
Wife: Whatever. I am not scared of rats. :) :P :D
Husband: I am warning you. Don’t let me to bring out the beast inside me.
Wife: Whatever. I am not scared of rats. :) :P :D
JOKE- Mother's Brain !!!
A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad,where did all of my intelligence come from?'
Father: Well,you must have gotten it from your mother BECAUSE I STILL HAVE MINE. :) :D
Father: Well,you must have gotten it from your mother BECAUSE I STILL HAVE MINE. :) :D
JOKE - Different Flavors of Blood !!!
Banta: Why are there different Blood Groups in Human Body ????
Santa: So that Mosquitoes can enjoy different Flavors !!! :P :D :)
Santa: So that Mosquitoes can enjoy different Flavors !!! :P :D :)
